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Star Wars summarized

Raven Zachary — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:02:02 +0000

The plot of Star Wars, as summarized by a three year old.

Qwest Junk Mail

Raven Zachary — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:55:56 +0000

Stop the madness, Qwest! Four pieces of postal junk mail on the same day?!

Animal Crackers

Raven Zachary — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 01:25:42 +0000

Animal Crackers: What I watched tonight with the family – a classic.

A favorite in the Collins-Zachary household

Raven Zachary — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:00:35 +0000

The Altar of Raven Z.

Raven Zachary — Mon, 10 Apr 2006 23:41:35 +0000

Technomonk. I really should be using this term as a descriptor, by jove!

whurley posted another killer comic on whurley.com, with reference to a marketing campaign at LinuxWorld that looks a good deal like me, without the “weird glasses” (as everyone says).

It’s great that being bald now does not automatically imply skinhead or patient. No one seems to ask, or care. I lost the hair war earlier this year.

Semteioms SAPM si itmfnoraive

Raven Zachary — Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:43:44 +0000

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig t o a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Don’t forget to…

Raven Zachary — Thu, 30 Mar 2006 19:58:34 +0000

What has become of our beloved Earth?

Raven Zachary — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 13:46:06 +0000

I went over the Samsung’s web site to look for more information on their upcoming UMPC, the Ultra-Mobile PC (previously known by the codename of ‘Origami’), and discovered this map of the Earth on Samsung’s Digital World of Notebook PCs.

Now, this can mean one of two things. Either Samsung’s digital world does not map directly to the physical world (secret zones are hidden within), or they firmly believe their Notebooks have created a tectonic event, reshaping our planet.

Hmmm…

It seems that Samsung has ambitions to replace all of North America with a copy of Asia and Europe, in reverse, Cuba and the Carribean have been subsumed by the new regional power of Venezuela, and Peru has an offshore island the size of Madagascar.